2 cannibals, a fader n son, were out 2 get sumtin 2 eat.
Dey walked deep in2 da jungle n waited by a path.
B4 long , along came diz little old man.
da son said, "Ooh dad, there's 1."
"No," said da fader.
"There's not enuff meat on dat 1 2 feed da dogs. We'll juz wait."
Well, a little while later, along came diz really fat woman.
Da son said, "Hey dad, she's plenty big enuff."
"No," Da fader said. "We,d all die of a heart attack from da fat in dat 1. We'll juz wait."
About an hour later, there came diz absolutely gorgeous woman.
Da son said, "Now there's notin wrong wit dat 1 dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said da fader. "we'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked da son.
"Bcoz we're goin 2 take her back alive n eat ur mum."
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