Friday, December 11, 2009

kejew

lalala~
ellow2~

hurmmm...

lama da x update blog neyh...
xbrkesempatan...
nie bawu ader masa...

heeee~

ermmm...
sgt2 bz coz da kejew...
huuu~

nie 1st time kejew...
raser cam besh pown aderw...
penat pown ader gak...

heeee~

k la...
da nantok da nie...

bo0bye...

(^,^)

Sunday, November 8, 2009

k.e.i.l.a.n.g.a.n

ermmm~

pada 05 nov 09,
kul 11.45 mlm,
ngan rasmi nyer aku bkn agy kawan kpd sowang budak yg xprlu disebut name nyerw.
prsahabatan slama lbey kurang setaun stgh putos scr tetiba tnpa aku taw punca nyer.
aku xtaw aperw slh aku...
aku agak trkejut bler dier ckp
"ko jgn lagi amek taw psl aku. kiterw smpai sini jew. paperw ms @ fb ko delete."
aku mmg trkejot gler.
tp aku senyom jerw...
hnye prkataan "ok" jew kuar dr mulot aku.
mlm 2 aku aser sgt penat.
xtaw naperw..
tidow pown x bley...
then, aku gtaw mmbe2 aku yg laen...
dowang suwo aku sbr jew...
da owg xnak kawan ngan kiterw,
da xbley nak wat perw...

hurmmm~

aku pown xkesah kalo ko xnak kwn ngan aku...
aku pown bkn nyer lama bley jmpa ko...
minggu nie jerw kowt...
bler aku ingt alek,
aderw baek nyerw gak mende nie brlaku...
aku pown xprlu saket aty ngan ko...
owg hanye nmpak slh jerw,
yg baek x dipandang...
yes,
dolu mmg aku lemah2...
ko bley jew wat perw yg ko suke...
but not now...
im a tough bitch ok...
so,
GTH...

~c.h.A.R.m~

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

c.H.E.n.t.A

chenta itu ... penawar
chaeta itu ... kehilangan diri
chenta itu ... kesabaran
chenta itu ... ketamakan
chenta itu ... 1437
chenta itu ... Ai Shi Teru
chenta itu ... yang terindah
chenta itu ... kehilangan arah
chenta itu ... memerlukan ruang
chenta itu ... khayalan
chenta itu ... mengikut musim
chenta mengubah tingka laku
chenta memerlukan chenta...
~ c.h.A.R.m ~
(^,^)

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

~CELAKA~

sial btol!!!
ade sekor dak nie...
cam celaka prangai...
aku on9 kt fb...
saje jew nk maen2...
bwat prangai ngade2 cipan...
xtaw plak dak nie prangai sial...
aku chat ar ngan dier...
chat punyer chat,
pastu dier tulis kt status dier ader owg ckp dier zalim...
aku ar 2...
aku ingt xde pape r...
tp celaka btol...
bleh plak ngata aku dalam bhase dier...
mybe dier aku xpaham...
sowie la...
aku bkn nyer xder kwn owg swk...
kalo nk ngate aku 2,
tros trang jew la...
hanjeng...
pas nie jgn arap la aku nk lyn ko...
gi mampos ar...
dasar celaka...
sial...
~hurmm~

Thursday, October 15, 2009

cdeY

salam...
hurmm...
agak cdey skunk neyh...
da nk ujong sem...
sumer bz ngan esemen n stdy 4 final
except me...
~
ahaha
~
im not goin 2 take da exam...
neyh sem last aku kt u...
sem last gak aku bley lepak ngn mmbe kesygan kuh...
hope we not lost cntact...
~
ermmm...
~
aku cyg kowang...
jgn luper kn aku...
~eklas~
.:boBie:.
(^_~)

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

x MakAN

halluuu2...
hmmm...
bowink nyer la hai mlm neyh...
bkak ms pown sumer kekwat...
duk kt blek pown buhsan...
neyh pown on9 kt fac ngan mmbe kuh(pompuan)...
eee!!! lesbo...
ermmm...
atceli ngah tngu dak2 laen abes class...
bley lepak2...
uhuhu
niway da 2 ary xmkn nasik neyh...
diet...
lapo pown trpakse la thn...
aku idop ngan 2 keping roti jew tiap2 ary...
sumer ckp aku maken mmbesar...
trpaksalah menggigihkan diri...
arap2 dpt kecik sekecik2 nyer...
ehehe
~
ermm...
nak blah la...
boobye...
~
x)

Thursday, October 1, 2009

InDAhkAh hiDUP

Indahkah hidup ini???
itu soklan yg sering brlegar di fikiran...
ermmm...
Kadang2 hari cerah,
kadang2 mndung mnjelma,
Itulah hakikat hidup.
Bak kata pepatah,
hari x slalu cerah,
Mcm 2 lah gak idop aku...
Ada gmbira, ada duka...
tnggal bbrapa detik jew lg aku mmpu trtawa...
aku akan pergi,
tinggalkn segala nyer...
Jalan cerita brbeza bg stiap manusia,
Masing2 prlu menempuhi nyer,
xkira duka @tawa,
yg psti cuma prlu brpijak di bumi nyata...
Cinta yg dtg x kekal lama,
ada sajer yg mnghalang,
mmg bkn sumer bleh trima,
tp itu sudah naluri hati...
Siapakah yg harus dprsalahkan???
aku???
Hati ini coba mmbenci,
Coba menolak sekuat diri,
Namun...
Aku xbrupaya
Kerana itulah kehendak yg pasti...
Tp...
Aku xmemahami jln hidup ku,
Apa yg aku mahu???
Apa yg aku rindu???
Apa yg aku prlu???
Apakah tujuan ku???
Semua nyer blom trjawab...
Entah bila akan tersingkap...
Penat sudah otak berfikir,
Indahkah hidup aku???
Namun satu yg mesti,
Hidup di dunia xkn trhenti,
Selagi nyawa x brcerai dr bdn...
Selagi jasad x di kandung bumi...

Monday, September 28, 2009

stupid joke...

2 cannibals, a fader n son, were out 2 get sumtin 2 eat.
Dey walked deep in2 da jungle n waited by a path.
B4 long , along came diz little old man.
da son said, "Ooh dad, there's 1."
"No," said da fader.
"There's not enuff meat on dat 1 2 feed da dogs. We'll juz wait."
Well, a little while later, along came diz really fat woman.
Da son said, "Hey dad, she's plenty big enuff."
"No," Da fader said. "We,d all die of a heart attack from da fat in dat 1. We'll juz wait."
About an hour later, there came diz absolutely gorgeous woman.
Da son said, "Now there's notin wrong wit dat 1 dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said da fader. "we'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked da son.
"Bcoz we're goin 2 take her back alive n eat ur mum."

lOuVE stORy

tetiba teringat satu citer neyh...
mmbe aku yg citer kan...
aku suke sgt citer neyh...
agak trsentoOh la aty biler dgr...
x taOla plak kOwang...
mybe ader yg da taw citer neyh...
tp aku still nak citer gak...
huhuhu...
LOUVE
One day, there's a boy who walked into a CD store n saw a gal behind da counter.
Then, she smiled at him. He tots it was da mOst bewtifoOl smile he has ever seen B4 n he feel like wanna kiss her ri8 there. But he didn't do dat coz his shy.

he said den "ermmm... I would like 2 buy a CD..." He picked one n gave her sum money 4 dat...

" WOuld u like me 2 wrap it 4 u?" She asked him den she smiled at him again...

He nOdded n den she went 2 da back...

She went back 2 da frOnt wit da wrapped CD n gave it 2 him... He toOk it den went home.

FrOm dat day, he Oweyz went 2 dat store n bot a CD, as oweyz she wrapped it 4 him. He toOk it home n put it in his closet witout open it.

He wanna ask her out but he still shy 2 do dat. he really wanted 2 but he cudent do so. One day, his mum found out bout his son n ask 2 told her da truth dat he likes her...

So da next day, wit all of his courage he went 2 da store. He bout a CD like he did everyday n as him, da gal oweys wrapped da CD 4 him at da back n came out wit da wrapped CD. He toOk it from her n when she wasnt loOkin, he wrote his phone no on da desk n ran out as fast as he cud.

..." RRRRIIINNNGGGG "... Da phone rang.

Da mother picked up da phone n said, "hello!!! Whos there???"

Then she heard a sound of a gal n she tot dat must b da gal dat her son admired. Then da gal asked 4 da boy. in a few minutes she heard sound like sum1 crying n her know dat was da mother... Da mother said," u dont know??? He passed away yesterday ". Da line was quiet except 4 da cries of da mother.

Later, on da other day, da mother went into his son,s room coz she kinda missing him. She only have a child n now he leave her alone. She tot myB she shuld stat looking at his clothes. So she opened da closet n she shocked coz da closet full wit unopened CDs. She was surprised wit dat n den she picked 1 n opened it.

Inside, there was a CD n when she took out da CD, out fell a piece of paper. She took it n started 2 read it.

It said: Hi... I think u r really cute. Do u wanna go out wit me??? Love, Jacelyn. N da gal also wrote her phone no.

Den she opened another CD. Again there was a piece of paper on it. " Hi... I think u r really cute. Do u wanna go out wit me? Love, Jacelyn...


Besh kan citer neyh...
kecian dowang...
chenta x kecampaian...
last2 bwu taw yg dowang saling suke...
tp da trlambat...
jadik...
pikir2 kn lah yer...
kepada sesaper yg brkenaan...
kalo da suke 2 gtaw awl...
kalo x nnty menyesal plak...
ermmm...
penat nyer...
titow la jap...
bye...

Sunday, September 27, 2009

rayer yg sial...

elooo...
ermmm...
da lama xupdate neyh...
nie bwu jew bley on9...
huhu
al maklum la...
rayer...
ag pown alek kampong...
xdpt on9...
ermmm...
cm ner rayer sumer???
besh kew???
aku nyer rayer besa2 jew...
x menarik sgt...
taw x naper...
coz aku demam lorr...
cm ner nak clbrate rayer...
duk umah sajer...
x gi maner2...
cdey gak aser...
owg laen epy jew berayer...
aku plak duk umah...
sial btol...
mmber2 pown bkn nyer nak dtg...
niway its ok...
ag pown aku bwat close house...
tutop pinto0 rapat2...
ahaha...
tp ader gak yg mengong nak dtg umah aku...
budak2 kecik...
da la aku neyh jenis x suke budak...
nak jew aku sepak sowang2...
hehehe(devil laugh)
tp xder lorr jahat sgt...
ag pown dlm keadaan uzur nak mampos(bkn period okeyh)
aku x bg pown dak2 2 dwet rayer...
mmbazir jew...
bkn aku jmput dtg umah pown...
kehkehkeh
hrmmm...
kesimpulan nyer...
rayer taun neyh mmg cam sial...
tp dwet rayer ttp masuk(2 yg masyuk)
ehehehe...
k la...
nak blah sudehh...
boObye...

Monday, September 14, 2009

aRiE Yg bESh

haluu...
sehat???
ermmm...
da nantok neyh sbnr nyer...
tnggu masa mate nie ttutup jew...
hehe
hmmm...
b4 tat nak citer sket pasal arie neyh...
besh kowt arie neyh...
aku kuar ngan mmbe2 aku...
bkak pose sesama kt luar...
smbil2 dowang shopin' skali...
aku xla(udah pokai dong)...
bebaloi ar kuar...
cam puas aty sesangat...
neyh last kitowang kuar ntuk fasting month neyh...
sbb nyer kitowang da nak alek umah masing2...
xsmpat da nak kuar...
memasing wat esemen coz nak anta b4 raya...
td kitowang ber4...
kuar pagi2, mlm bwu alek...
da la bawak kete cam pelesit...
naseb baek x trcabut jntung usus segala...
kalo x da jadik penanggal agak nyer...
wakaka
thanx sha, sammy n faez coz kuar ngan aku...
cayang kowang ketat2...
hehe
hmmm...
nanatok la plak...
k la...
nak tidow da...
tata
titi
tutu
mmuahh3...

Saturday, September 12, 2009

kawan kuh...


hmm...
elooo sumer...
per kabor???
aku bz lorh skang neyh...
xcmpat nak update...
huhu
ermm...
kali neyh nak citer pasal mmbe aku gak...
cayang dier...
btol2 mmbe eak...
sato0 sko0l dolu...
da lama xjmper...
masing2 bz ngan stdy
(blaja kah aku...ahaha)
tp xper...
aku da nak alek umah...
bley ar jmpe nnty...
he's my bff(kata nyer)
ermm...
k lorhh...
nak blah dolu...
ada hal nak setel...
bo0bye...



Tuesday, September 1, 2009

aKu wiNDo0 kAMo0

ermmm. . .
elooo sumer. . .
sehat kew???
hmmm. . .
aku tetiba ase windo0 ngan mmbe aku sowang nie. . .
bff la kate nyer. . .
kitowang 1 skola dolu. . .
mmg rapat gler. . .
ye ar duk sblh katil je kowt. . .
slalu glak same2, mkn same2, tidow, sumer sama2 la. . .
cayunk dier banget. . .
tp taun nie xdpt jmpa dier. . .
dier xder kt m'sia. . .
kata nyer rayer nie nk alek tp hampeh. . .
tetiba jew smpai brita yg dier xalek. . .
mengong btol. . .
skang nie dier kt london. . .
pegi umah laki dier. .
giler arr dier 2. . .
be4 nie dier da ke ausie, umah laki 1st. . .
tp 2 jap jew. . .
kali lama giler dier pegi. . .
xtaw bler nak alek sinie. .
ermm. . .
tp aku ase dier da xsyg aku agie.. .
coz be4 dier pegi aku ada ckp kt dier seswatu. . .
mybe dier sntap kowt. . .
lngsong x hubungi aku. . .
aku ckp kt dier pikir dolu be4 gie sana...
sanggup kew dier tnggal family smata2 utk laki. . .
thn, dier xckp pape. . .
taw2 jew dier da smpai sana. . .
2 pown sbb mmbe aku agie sowang gtaw. . .
kalo x smpai bler2 pown xtaw. . .
hmmm. ..
windo0 gler kt dier. . .
syg dier. .
cm nk nanges jew bler ingt dier,
ingt aper yg penah kitowang bwat same2. . .
air mata aku menitik tlis nie. . .
tp xper,
mybe dier da luper aku. ..
tp aku xkn luper kn dier. . .
dier kwn aku. . .
dunia akhirat. . .
aku arap ko eppy kt saner. . .
sehat n slamat. . .
idop leklok tmpat owg. . .
jaga diri.. .
ako0 syg kamo0 smpai bler2. . .

Friday, August 28, 2009

BUHSAN...

buhsan btol arie nie. . .
sumer mmbe aku da alek umah dowang. . .
tinggal aku sensowang jew. . .
hmmm. . .
tp naseb baek ader sowang dak pompuan nie. . .
slalu lepak ngan aku. . .
shiera nama nyer. . .
baek gler. . .
lawak lak 2. . .
asyik nk gelak jew kalo aku cakap pape. . .
siot jew. . .
ermm. . .
k la. . .
nnty kalo ada masa jmpa ag. . .

Saturday, August 22, 2009

PROPANYER

BENCI BTOL AKU NGAN DUA TIGA ORG NIE. KONON NYER MMBER,DPN BAEK JEW.
BLAKANG CAM HANJING. TP XPER.
NO NEED 2 CARE. LAYAN JEW DORANG CAM XDER PAPE.
AKU POWN BLEY PROPA PER.
AHAHA(DEVIL LAUGH)